A petty, little, mean-sprited gripe, but legitimate.

If your only difficulty in life is that you can't find your favorite detergent at the shop, that someone has made your burrito wrong, or that half caff. almond milk frothy non coffee, but coffee, with real dairy whipped cream on top was made wrong; Congratulations! you are truly blessed.  You are blessed with stupidity and other awareness is lacking within.  You have truly become a skin-bag of forty dollars of chemicals that make us all, however, devoid of depth, soul and passion.  We'd be remiss to inform you that the Natural World desperately wants those chemicals back!  'IT' has a more grand design for them, than you ever would!  We also suggest you do charity work in a hospice or elsewhere, so that you may regain your humanity...  In veritate dolor