Problems in the 'real temple/church' (Decoration Day)

I went to 'dress' and clean the graves of my Mother (Mutter), Father (Vater), Granny (Oma) and Aunt, unfortunately 'church' did not go well...  The FLOWER URN/'offering urn has been unceremoniously jammed into the 'stone' and cannot be retrieved.  Modern U.S.A. cemeteries have flat graves for ease of mowing (only here??!).  However, in 'modern' (aka "we do not care about 'your dead' cemeteries"), one/you are not 'permitted' to have monuments, flowers out of the urn, or anything outside the 'flat-stone' during 'mowing' season.  Well, hmmm, don't let your mowers shove OUR URNS down into the ground so that they are damaged and cannot be set upright, again... and THERE will be no problem.  Also, WE suggest that bronze nameplates which are stolen by pus-sucking, no genitalia having, pieces of turds should be replaced at your expense.  NOW THERE IS A PROBLEM!  And OUR problems will become yours and we will be free, as we performed right honour.  It has been seven months of foolishness and now your fate is given. 


All must attend the true mosque, shrine, church, temple in life at some point and obviously in death...